…but whatever, that's where we all were, at the AVN awards, so I don't have any game to blog about. Here's pictures:
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| This is what Mandy wore on the red carpet |
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| This is what I wore on the red carpet. |
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| Just kidding, this is what I wore on the red carpet. R: Nina Hartley |
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| Oh my god Vera you look like tattooed Scarlett Johansson! |
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| Mandy, should we stay at this hot tub party? |
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| "Yes, Zak, we should stay at this hot tub party." |
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| Caroline Pierce (Smashy the Fighter), Max Hardcore (look him up. Wait, don't. Really, don't.) |
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| Stoya (elf druid), Justine Joli (half-medusa wizard). They did not coordinate on the Mad Men style, that just happened. |
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| Mandy (tiefling cleric), KK (str 18 druid, ex-barbarian) |
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| Stokely (level 8 wizard) Mandy again |
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| Front row center at the awards: Alexis Texas (in grey), Alektra Blue (in red), Skin Diamond (in goth red), Mandy. Note Fleshlight Zeppelin. |
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| Talking to fans in a desperately overburdened wheelchair. My camera's doing its impression of a 70s British tabloid camera |
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| Dave Navarro and Charlotte Stokely's butt |
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| Home again. Connie (elf thief). |
 | | "How were the dogs, Connie?" "Oh, they were fine." |
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| That's how you end a weekend. |